Monday, December 21, 2009

Sheath cleaning song

This is a classic! Kinda glad I dont have a gelding anymore tho.

Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song

The Sheath Cleaning Song

How's it hangin'?

So much cleaner.

Aren't you glad I

washed your wiener?

I'll admit it's

kinda creepy

that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.

It was gunky.

It felt icky.

It smelled funky.

It was cruddy,

it was crusty--

when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an

hour of toilin'

and of squirtin'

baby oil in,

you're as fresh there

as a daisy.

Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!


  1. Your site is THE WIN.

    This is great - I always had mares up until now, and I always made my little sister clean out her leased gelding's sheath all by herself.

    Her song, sung to the rousing hymn "Bringing in the Sheaves":

    Cleaning out the sheath,
    Cleaning out the sheath,
    O how I love this,
    Cleaning out the sheath!