Thursday, January 21, 2010

Deadly Adventures on horseback

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not get any worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and loosing consciousness, the Wal-mart manager came and unplugged it. Thank God for heroes. -- Anonymous




(hey, at least it wasnt the BLONDE version of the joke :) )

5 comments:

  1. Geez, you had me worried for a sec!! :-)

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  2. I am SO happy it wasn't the blonde version - being blonde, everyone sends me all their "dumb blonde' jokes. Fortunately, I have a collection of 'smart blonde' jokes to combat them! LOL

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  3. Yeah I had a copy of the blonde one, but want to try not to offend anyone, too much :) So I was happy I was sent this version.

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