HONK...if you wanna see me spook!!
"yeah, yeah, whatever..." This, for the horse who sleeps through shoeings.
"Impulsion is Vastly Over-rated" - A lazy pony
"If you can read this, you're about to be kicked in the face"
"Think Faster Human!" - for the really smart horse
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
"Turn signals are for amateurs." - unbroke 3 yr old.
"Choose Life: Stay Outta My Way!!!"
"You Name it, I Jump it!!!"
Gentlemen chase foxes, not cows.
"Because I AM smarter, stupid!!!" - the donkey
"It's not trouble until I'm in the middle of it." - 4 month old colt.
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
can't jump today...the voices told me to stay home and clean my food dish.
"Caution: Gas pedal faulty"
"I see dead people." - for the overly skitish type.
Soundness is a state of mind