A city man was tooling down a country road when his car
sputtered to a complete stop near a pasture full of horses.
The driver, getting out to see what was the matter, noticed
one of the horses looking at him.
"I believe it's your radiator," said the horse.
The man nearly jumped right out of his city slicker britches!
He ran to the nearest farmhouse and knocked on the door. "A horse
just gave me advice about my car!" he shouted, waving his arms
franticaly back toward the field.
The farmer nonchalantly leaned out beyond the door frame to
glance down the field. "The one with all the spots on it?" the
farmer asked slowly.
"Yes! Yes! That's the one!" the excited man replied.
"Oh. Well, that's Elmer," the farmer said, turning back to the man.
"Don't pay any attention to him. He doesn't know a thing about cars."