Sunday, November 29, 2009

Horse Hair Dangerous to Females!

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter equuii", has been linked with the following symptoms in human females:

*reluctance to cook
*reluctance to perform housework
*reluctance to wear anything but boots
*reluctance to work except in support of a horse
*physical craving for contact with horses (may be an addiction)

Beware! If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.

This was a public service announcement...

Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.

Should add to the above list:
*emotional craving to buy ridiculously expensive equine supplements, blankets, and leather goods


  1. You should add: Scoops horse poop with a smile. Refuses to change baby diaper 'cause it stinks!