This is a classic! Kinda glad I dont have a gelding anymore tho.
Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song
The Sheath Cleaning Song
How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.
It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.
After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!
Your site is THE WIN.
ReplyDeleteThis is great - I always had mares up until now, and I always made my little sister clean out her leased gelding's sheath all by herself.
Her song, sung to the rousing hymn "Bringing in the Sheaves":
Cleaning out the sheath,
Cleaning out the sheath,
O how I love this,
Cleaning out the sheath!
Thats a good one too!
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